Friday, February 10, 2006

Rorkey alive and well

Contrary to recent rumours in the popular press, the elusive British student spending a year in Paris known only to the public as "Rorkey" is alive and well. It is thought that earlier rumours of the telecommunications student's abduction by Iranian terrorists may have been generated by idle speculation regarding his recent blog silence. This agency is able to confirm reported sightings of Rorkey, who, when his guard was down, stood close enough to the window of his safehouse in the leafy 13th arondissement to be captured in this exclusive picture. See p.94 for more details.


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